Ever find yourself kicking back at 7 PM (okay, maybe 6), glass of wine in hand, and thinking, “This is the life”? You’re not alone. A nightly glass of wine has long been the go-to ritual for unwinding, de-stressing, and pretending you’re the main character in a Nancy Meyers movie.
But what if we told you there’s a better way to hit "relaxation mode"—one that’s fresher, healthier, and just as satisfying? Enter Green Monké Happy Sodas, the ultimate THC drink that’s shaking up happy hour.
Whether you’re looking to quiet the chaos, sleep better, or just give your liver a well-deserved break, these hemp THC infused sparkling beverages are here to save the day (and night). Here’s why it might be time to swap that nightly pour of Merlot for something a little more modern and a lot more fun.
Before we make the case for an upgrade, let's take a moment to honor why wine reigns supreme as the MVP of end-of-day rituals. Chances are, you love wine because it helps you…
Sound familiar? Now, what if you could tick all those boxes without the extra calories, insulin spike and morning-after regrets?
Step aside, wine—there’s a new relaxation MVP in town. Green Monké offers low-dose Delta-9 THC + CBD beverages that taste amazing and help you unwind without the downsides of alcohol. Here’s how they measure up for every reason you reach for that evening glass of vino.
Your nightly pour of wine might help you relax, but it also comes with "hello, grogginess" the next day. With Green Monké Happy Sodas, you get a smooth, balanced relaxation thanks to 5mg of Delta-9 THC paired with the equal 5mg CBD for a chill, clear-headed vibe.
And yes, it’s fizzy and citrusy enough to hit the same "ahhh" sweet spot.
What to try: Green Monké’s Mango Guava flavor—it’s like a tropical vacation in a can.
Here’s the truth bomb wine rarely tells you about itself—it’s loaded with empty calories (hello, sneaky sugar content). Green Monké’s THC drinks? Not so much.
Pop one open, kick up your feet, and enjoy the mellow vibes without worrying about your fitness goals. ❤️
Want to give it a try? Click here to discover your perfect match and start de-stressing smarter.
For many, wine is the unofficial "off switch" for that brain-on-loops feeling we all know too well. But what if there’s a way to relax without drowning out those thoughts entirely?
Green Monké’s infused beverages work with your body to help you unwind naturally. CBD promotes calmness, while the 5mg Delta-9 THC dose adds a touch of uplifting relaxation. The best part? You can enjoy the sense of tranquility without becoming a zombie.
Here’s the thing about wine—it has its charm, but it’s a little… predictable. Swapping your glass of Malbec for a can of Happy Soda? Now that’s peak trendsetter energy.
Green Monké boasts bold retro vibes (we see you, fellow '80s and '90s pop culture lovers), standout flavors, and a vibe-perfect for Instagram flat lays. Think of it as the cool, stylish cousin of your nightly wine glass—no glass stem required.
While wine might make you think it’s helping you sleep, science says otherwise. Alcohol disrupts your REM cycle, leaving you groggy and cranky the next day.
CBD and THC drinks like Green Monké are all about relaxation and better sleep, without disturbing your rest. Sip one pre-bedtime, and enjoy a night of genuine, restorative sleep.
Still on the fence? Here’s why these fizzy little lifesavers are worth trying out tonight.
Trade your bottle opener for a can tab and experience relaxation like a trendsetter. Whether your goal is to de-stress, sleep better, or enjoy a flavor-packed refreshment that also matches your mood, Green Monké Happy Sodas have you covered.
And good news—you can try them out now. No mess, no groggy mornings, just pure, fizzy bliss.
Click here to grab your first pack and rediscover happy hour on your terms.
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