The New Drink of St. Paddy's Day

Why mess with green food coloring when your new festive drink is already an emerald waterfall of flavor? 

The Mess of St. Patrick's Day Beer 

For decades, revelers have upheld the sacred (or not-so-sacred) tradition of turning their beverages green for St. Patrick's Day. It's all fun and games until green food coloring starts staining your fingers, your clothing, and yes, even your teeth. We've all seen—and maybe been—that rookie who attempts to turn a Guinness green, only to end up with a murky, questionably colored concoction. Fun? Sure. Appetizing? Not so much. 

Why settle for years of the same old mess, when there's a new star ready to take centerstage at your St. Paddy's Day bash? Allow us to introduce you to Green Monke Tropical Citrus—the game-changing drink that's here to make March 17 better than ever. 

Why Tropical Citrus Is THE Drink of St. Patrick's Day 

Forget the messy dye —Tropical Citrus is naturally, festively, green. No effort. No stains. No murky beers. Plus, this drink doesn’t just look the part; it tastes incredible too. With its bright, refreshing citrus notes and a playful tropical twist, it stands out in a sea of traditional options. 

Yes, there's always an occasion for a shot of Jameson, but let's be honest, do we really want to wake up on March 18 to the pounding reminder of last night’s escapades? Hangovers aren’t what they used to be. Enter Tropical Citrus—not only is it delightfully refreshing, but it lets you keep the fun going without the headache the next day. 

Drink, Laugh, and Celebrate Without Regret 

St. Patrick's Day is about more than food coloring and Guinness pints. It's about laughing with your friends, reveling in (sometimes questionable) Irish accents, and proudly wearing that same old "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" pin you pull out every year. 

With Green Monke Tropical Citrus in hand, you’ll be giggling at your buddy’s over-the-top Riverdance impression or cracking up over what might be the silliest Irish blessing you’ve ever heard. And while the drink creates the laughs, it also keeps you in the moment. No groggy aftermath—just good times, great memories, and a better way to toast to all things Irish. 

A Toast to the Best Irish Sayings 

Speaking of Irish sayings, here's one of our absolute favorites: 

*"May those who love us, love us;
Those who don’t, may God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles, so we know them by the way they walk."* 

How's that for a witty (and slightly savage) St. Patrick’s Day toast? What’s the best Irish saying you can remember—no peeking at Google! Drop it in the comments below. 

Cheers to good friends, great drinks, and a joyful St. Paddy’s Day with Tropical Citrus!