How to celebrate Galentine's Day without the booze.

Sometimes all you need is some girls, some laughter, and... some Green Monké.

Picture this: it’s late at night, your Galentine’s Day party is in full swing, and you and your friends are crying-laughing at one of those famous Tina Fey and Amy Poehler sketches from Saturday Night Live. You know the kind—the kind that makes you want to stand up, yell “Yasss, Queen!” and feel all warm inside. Now, imagine how much better this moment would be with a Green Monké THC drink in hand, the bubbly THC-infused soda that’s equal parts chill and uplifting. 

Galentine's Day is the perfect backdrop for moments like these. It’s fun, rebellious, and oh-so-necessary. But what is it exactly? Hold on because we’re about to take a ride into the glorious world of Galentine’s celebrations and how Green Monké makes the best wingwoman of them all. 

What Even Is Galentine’s Day?

Thank Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec. This fictional heroine—and breakfast food aficionado—paved the way for what can only be described as the ultimate ode to female friendship. Galentine’s Day (on February 13th, the day before Valentine’s Day) bucks the cliché of overly sappy PDA. Instead, it’s all about gathering your favorite ladies for waffles, good times, and a strong dose of independent spirit. 

Basically, it’s a reaction to the over-commercialized, heart-shaped chocolate hoopla that turns Valentine’s Day into a rom-com parody gone wrong. Galentine’s Day flips the script. It’s not about couples; it’s about celebrating you and your friends. Think of it as a collective middle finger to cheesy, overly sentimental declarations of "endless love" but delivered with laughter and the kind of joy only deep friendships fuel. 

Now... what could possibly make this day even better? Queue the Green Monké entrance music. 

Why Green Monké Is The Drink for Galentine’s Day 

Green Monké’s THC Happy Sodas are fizzy, refreshing, and non-alcoholic, making them the perfect companion for that Galentine’s celebration. 

• Chill Vibes All Around with 5mg THC to spark creativity and laughter during your group karaoke session to Destiny's Child classics. 
• Zero Pressure because it's low-dose and perfect for newbies and pros alike. 
• Flavor for Days with options like Mango Guava and Orange Passionfruit—because your playlist shouldn’t be the only thing with variety. 
• No Hangovers because no one wants to meet up for brunch feeling like you’ve been hit by a truck called "Wine-Overload". 

Adding Green Monké to your Galentine festivities is like adding glitter to a Lisa Frank folder—it doesn’t seem possible to improve on perfection, yet somehow it does! 

Scene-Stealing Moments (Now With Green Monké) 

Time to channel your inner Nora Ephron, but with a twist. Green Monké THC drinks would’ve been the crowning glory of your favorite movie heroines’ fiercest moments of rebellion. 

• "Clueless" (1995): Imagine Cher ditching the stress of her high-school social hierarchy for a slumber party with Dionne and Tai. The moment? A fashion montage, but this time with THC-drinks instead of a day of shopping sprees. 
• "Legally Blonde" (2001): Can we talk about Elle Woods’ iconic "Bend and Snap" moment? Now sub in Green Monké to toast her breaking through Harvard's sexist stereotypes while looking fierce. 
• "Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion" (1997): Romy and Michele already attack society’s rules about what women "should achieve" before showing up to their silly reunion in matching latex suits. Green Monké on-hand would have only doubled their sass. 
• "Thelma and Louise" (1991): Replace the hard, melodramatic energy of their road trip beverages with something much lighter and joy-sparking. THC paired with a scenic detour makes for much better vibes—minus the cliff moment, of course. 

You get it. Anytime a woman smashes outdated societal expectations, there’s always room for Green Monké in the imaginary redo reel. 

Make This Galentine’s Day One for the Books 

This year, make your Galentine's Day legendary. Assemble your crew, dust off those karaoke mics, break out the nostalgic TRL playlist, and pour yourselves some Green Monké. Whether you’re holding your own compliment battle (you’re the best, no YOU are!), binge-watching your favorite shows, or trading inside jokes over snacks, Green Monké elevates the whole vibe. 

Tag us on social (#GalentinesGreenMonkéVibes) and share what makes your Galentine’s special. 

Happy sipping, loving, and empowering yourselves this Galentine’s Day. 

Galentine’s Day Mimosa Recipe

4 oz Mango Guava Sparkling Infused Green Monké

2 oz Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice

Pour 2 oz of freshly squeezed orange juice into a champagne flute and top with 4 oz of Mango Guava (approximately half a can) and you’re laughing with your low calories and your low dose, uplifting high with only 2.5 mg THC and 2.5 mg CBD and only 40 calories!!!! Have a few and fell amazing tomorrow! 

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